cerastes:

*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!

(via lesbiangiratina)

bogleech:

teo:

Love knowing from the notes that this is exactly as weird and funny in both languages to the point that it’s currently a meme over there

(via diet-drpenis)

cryptotheism:

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.

(via tooquirkytolose)

lovesofagnostic:

(via chongoblog)

soracities:

the horrors persist, but so do the birds. thank god 🕊️💕

(via diet-drpenis)

officialspec:

officialspec:

officialspec:

oh the notes bubble is disgusting. get that out of my sight

yuck. euggh. bleughf

this is NOT healthy and actually extremely stressful for the animal. please let them freeroam this is actually sickening

(via bimbosofficial)

btc-official:

naomiknight-17:

btc-official:

she explode my penuis till i-

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i mean. she garlic bread. on my plate till i. eat the bread

-1 point reputation with Celiac Faction

The Low Carb Girlies will remember this

FUCK. she um uh she uh. garlic

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perfect-puppy:

sharkgirldick:

perfect-puppy:

sharkgirldick:

Sluts

You call?

Kill.

As you wish

(via bimbosofficial)

n-breezii:

(via majorcatitude)

googledocsdyke:

a-well-groomed-rat:

googledocsdyke:

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

(via maladaptivemischief)

memorycycle:

so you know those metal cubes they grow watermelons in so they become cube shaped well guess where your “lost” son has been for the last 12 years haha surprise !happy birdthday. go on open it.

(via smallmight)

junoinfernal:

the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3

(via theperksofbeingafluteplayer)